Alright, I’m stuck.
I should have been doing
something more fruitful than this:
Today, my parents gave me a shirt from Banana Republic for my birthday.
It looked like one I had bought for myself a couple of days earlier
but I thanked them and went to hang it in my closet.
An empty hanger hung where I placed the shirt I had purchased.
They gave me my shirt for my birthday. FML
Someone Responded: The recession is for real.
Today, I went to Walmart with my mom.
At the check out line I was eating a bag of chips as my mom bought her stuff.
I inhaled while eating and I started to choke.
The cashier asked me if I was okay. My mom just waved her hand, and said,
“Sometimes she does that for attention, ignore her.” FML
Someone Responded: lmao that’s like someone dropping on the floor
having an epileptic seizure and then their mother going it’s ok,
she likes to fantasize that she’s a fish out of water.
.
How the hell do people come up with such witty responses man.
Can’t stop laughing! Someone help, I’m addicted.






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