Penises come in all sorts of interesting varieties, so here’s part 2 of All I know about penises.
10. There are two main types of penises; Grower or Shower. A GROWER expands and lengthens a lot when erect. A SHOWER appears big most of the time, but doesn't get much bigger when erect.
9. An international Men's Health survey reports that 79 percent of men have growers, 21 percent have showers.
8. You can break a Penis. Yes, it's true... a penis may not have a bone but you can still break it. It's called penile fracture. Happens from wanking too hard or when a woman (or perhaps man... or animal) moves too violently while on top of him.
7. Largest penis in the animal kingdom: 11 feet (blue whale)
I'd like to see you beat that! (Pun intended)
6. Average speed of ejaculation: 28 miles per hour
5. Smoking can decrease the size of your erection by up to 1 cm! Smoking limits the blood flow to the penis…
4. Largest recorded natural male penis is 13 inches.
3. 75% of men have their penis hanging to the left in their pants. This is very true (go check)!
2. One in every 400 men is flexible enough to suck his own penis. ( I hope I don't get with one.. he'd put me out of a job! haha)
1. All men at some point in their life have attempted to suck their own penis. But only about 1 in every 400 will admit to having tried it.
**These random facts about penises may or may not be actual facts with scientific backing :)