Mad RUSH I tell you, MAD RUSH! Some idiot still dare to call me and ask me why I haven’t ghost blog for her. You know who you are! DAFUQ!!! I need 10 Sabs, 10 I tell you, 10!!! I’ve got 2 hours to go and I’ve only half way through configuring the Facebook App to go live!

Okay, enough whining. The lucky winners for the week before last’s Friday Freebies is *drums roll* the following five gorgeous babes!

The winner’s will be contact via email shortly.

Remember to check out this week’s ‘Friday Freebies #3: Goodbye Sunshine‘ – the Facebook App is about to go live!

Now, let me explain why you only see girls on this list. Reason number 1, cheapo men that wanna get free stuff to give their wives and girlfriends should just die. Okay, die is a little extreme. Please reflect on your cheapo-ness. Do I look like Santa? And even if I’m trying to be, I give the kids that earn their gifts for being nice.

And I don’t think reasons like…

SERIOUSLY?! You’ve got to be kidding me. PLEASE SAY YOU’RE KIDDING!

The least you could do is give me a sweet reason, even if it’s a lie. I’d even do a shout-out or even an app altogether to applause your sweet attempt to please your wife or girlfriend. But no. It’s not because you’re low on cash, or you want to see if your partner likes the product first before purchasing a whole year subscription… it’s simply because you’re cheap and you “don’t know what to get her” so you’re participating. I’m sooo tempted to just kick-ban you from my page. Period.

People that replied, “Donno” is ignored as well.

I’m curious to find out a little more about you, even if it’s simply the product you like best from a box of beauty products. I wouldn’t mind if you said, you haven’t tried any of the products, I’d accept that. I didn’t ask a yes or no questions. Would appreciate at least two words in your reply but of course “I donno” doesn’t count.

Anyway, so yeah. Next giveaway coming up!

P.S. I know this sounds like I’m some kind of psycho that has too much free time (which clearly isn’t the case). I actually read every single reason why you wanted to win and I thank all the put in the effort to write it so well. Sadly, if you did not win, luck is just not on your side (I use a software to pick numbers). But no worries, I’ll be coming up with something to reward those that put in more effort than others, on a later date!