Why women and men think and behave differently has been a topic of debate, so here's a light-hearted look at some of the funny differences between men and women.
Men socialize by insulting each other, but they don't mean it. Women socialize by complimenting each other, but they don't mean it either.
Girls love to play with toys. Then when they reach the age of 11 or 12, they lose interest. Men never grow out of their toy obsession. As they get older, their toys become more expensive.
When a man says he needs space, a woman automatically thinks that he wants to break up with her. But what he is really thinking is- I want time to just lazy around the house in my dirty underwear... or else he’d have said, “It’s not me, it’s you… can I have my keys back?
A man has an average of 6 items on his bathroom shelf- toothbrush, toothpaste, razor, shaving foam, soap and shampoo. A woman has an average of 300 items in her bathroom, 294 of which a man would not even be able to identify.
When a man sees a woman wear tight revealing clothing, even the slightest hint of camel toe makes his mind go wild thinking of going down on her. But when a woman sees a man in tight Speedos, no matter how good his body is, she'll think, "ugh, put a sock in it!"
To straight people, Two women making out and pleasuring each other is always sexy.... but two men sucking each other's cock is revolting.
Men are socialized to make direct requests, while women often just leave hints. When a man does not get things right, she will be pissed off that he did not read her mind.
Definition of Thingy
To a woman, Thingy refers to any mechanical part under a car's hood. To a man, it means the fastener on a woman's bra.
When a man is quiet, he's probably thinking of what he ate for lunch that made his poop a bit greenish... or just thinking about sex. When a woman keeps quiet, it means something is very wrong. So if a man says nothing, she'll be on high alert and plotting to dump him first.
Sense of Direction
If you are lost and you ask a man for directions, he will give you directions via roads and streets. If you ask a woman to guide you somewhere, she will give you directions via shops.