The culture and tradition of the Japanese reign thousands of years. Japan is the most unique land of Asia for she amazes us in countless ways! But what intrigues me is not their sakura, classy prostitutes, or even their human manga characters on the street, but their ability to make something simple complicated and something free a consumer goods…
Nap alarm is manufactured and founded by a Japanese company called Takanoha. It is a tiny vibrating gadget you put behind your ear which detects when you are falling asleep. It measures the speed of head movements and vibrates as soon as your head is giving in to gravity.
The question is: Can’t discipline or/and coffee stop you from dozing off?
The review mentioned that Nap Alarm is conducive for “boring class, work and drives.” I say, if you are in a boring class, down the espresso; if you are in a lackluster job, for god’s sake, quit and do something you like! And most importantly, for the sake of humanity, do not be part of the statistic; if you are sleepy, take the public transport or pull over to freshen up!
This Nap Alarm costs SGD20 (1,800 yen). While this device is very helpful during long drives, I still reckon for you to bring a friend along on those long drives. Do not depend on a machine to alert you from reaching your pre-mature death toll. Strong coffee or tea from the coffeeshop costs you only a dollar max.
How does Sapporo Diet Water actually make you lose weight? Because the ions are gravity-defying making your fats float in mid-body?
Do people actually buy this bottle of junk?! Yes they actually do. Now this is what I call the power of copywriting & branding.
Mother’s Breast Milk
Or even formula milk in a cup e.g Dumex milk in a manly cup still sounds wrong to me when the drinker is, say, 18 years old. Our provision stores do not lack of milk to go around for each and every one of us in the world!
What is wrong with Marigold’s Chocolate milk or Calcium Milk from Anlene that the Japanese have to invent mother’ milk in a carton for purchase? Isn’t that sick? I think only men would buy this albeit in secret. Not out of curiosity though, but out of perversion!
I am not even going to touch on the very fact that mother’s milk should never be sold or bought but the thought of SELLING breasts’ milk is DISGUSTING – making money out of something so beautiful, natural and personal…