“I don’t understand how a woman can leave the house without fixing herself up a little – if only out of politeness. And then, you never know, maybe that’s the day she has a date with destiny. And it’s best to be as pretty as possible for destiny,” Mademoiselle Coco Chanel said once upon a time. I second that.

Some people dress so well, we secretly want to devour them in delight! But some are so bad that…we still want to eat them? Oh yeah right… That is because they reminded me of scoops of ice-creams, cakes and even deck of sweets…

This duo-tone tulle is just the thing we need in Singapore. It flatters all of us who are vertically challenged and even those who are rotund or pudgy will look good donning this outfit. But just one thing we ask of you.

Wear heels and ditch the slippers please! When you want to look right, look right from head to toe. Don’t stop halfway.

This lady does not only dare to wear, but she also wears them well. With harem pants that match the wedges so perfectly (colour and style coordination), she will, however, look tonnes better if she were to put in the effort to put on some make-up, wear contact lenses and get a new haircut.

And that recycled bag says SAVING GAIA! Good job!

A touch of red lipstick saves a boring outfit. And although some part of me finds her curls queer, another part of me says uber cute! She makes simple dressing simply good!

I bet she is a model! No no, I bet she is a successful model.

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Dear Bai Ling, please note that there are not many people who likes you or adores you. Nobody remembers your acting days. We only remember, and most importantly, know you by your eccentric and tasteless tacky dressing. 

You make nuns blush and schoolboys wish they were girls when they see you! So if you can kindly send a note to this Singaporean on the street, please advise her to dress NOT LIKE YOU!

This lady always make people happy with her getup. People start thinking of strawberry shortcake and reminisce about their childhood. Either that or they immediately crave for one. Dress like a lady or die as an old baby!

Enough said. Enough shown. Candies don’t walk.