Dirty Bucket List


I recall a friend telling me once that when it comes to sexual exploits, he earns ‘wings’. You gain white wings when you take someone’s virginity, red wings when you fuck while you are on your period. Brown wings… well… yep, use your imagination. This friend takes pride in collecting a whole myriad of ‘wings’, and has a list of the ones he has yet to earn.

Credit: Bored Panda

Similarly, people have bucket lists of things they want to experience and achieve in life before they kick the bucket (that means die). Travel to Nepal, ride the Orient Express, learn how to fly a plane, the list goes on. But if you think in terms of sex and intimacy, surely there are things you’ve wanted to try but haven’t had the chance to?

It doesn’t have to be out of this world (like have sex with Elon Musk while in the Falcon) but even the simplest and slightly kinky pursuits could spice up your love life and make your fantasies a reality. Here are 5 things you should consider adding to your dirty bucket list:


1. Sex in public

It’s thrilling, gets your adrenaline going, it’s a good one for the memory books (and perhaps to brag about to your friends, if you’re that way inclined). And it’s not terribly difficult to do. It could be at a secluded stairwell, on a roof top, a bathroom at the mall, show up at your partner’s office… the options are endless.


2. Have someone use a sex toy on you

Almost everyone has masturbated or used a sex toy on themselves. But not many are as open when it comes to having someone use a sex toy on them. It can be quite an experience, as you don’t have control over the pleasure that’s about to hit you. So put that on your dirty bucket list.


3. Get tied up

Ladies, I seriously recommend this. Most men and women fantasize about erotic bondage. It’s easy to do in the comfort of your own bedroom with your partner (just need some ropes, or neckties, and perhaps a blindfold too). Mild BDSM is harmless and playful.


4. Perform a rim job

OK so maybe anal is out of the question for you… would you consider a rim job instead? Although there can be some penetration with your tongue, a rim job is good for external stimulation. Like the clitoris, penis, and nipples… the anus is an erogenous zone.


5. Watch porn with your partner

Fantasy is a healthy part of intimacy and porn scenarios can help add to the fantasies in your head, especially if you find your relationship too vanilla. Rather than be threatened by his pron viewing, join in and make it a shared experience. You’ll be surprised how much you can find out about what turns him on. You probably won’t make it through the whole video because you’ll want to get it on ASAP.